Funny Alliterations

Here are some meaningless, amusing alliterations that I thought up today:

• Fat Frank, fretting Fred, philosopher Filmore, and fitful Fern formed a ferocious, friendly phantom ferret farm.
• Dylan dutifully died dancing on a dead dog in the dark.
• Emily encountered edible ents entering entland.
• Fred found a fireball flaming on his forehead.
• The powerfully potent poison will protect poor Patrick the predictably pathetic pilfering postman.
• Willful Willie wandered with wonderfully whining Winifred.
• Horrible Harry hatefully hid Hattie's happily holy hot pad.
• Andy ate Adams aidfully apple-eating adder.
• Melvin's muscular, marauding moose melted Max's mind.
• Yithlewithle the young yak yelled a youthful yodel.
• Sorry Sam struggled safely with Sally the singing shark.
• Carnivorous Katie Craftily killed Kathy the Katydid.